looks promising. hyper light drifter is one of the more memorable games for me of the last few years, even though i’m stuck on the final boss. i really dislike epic game store’s power moves lately, though, and look forward to playing this on a more secure account—i.e. nintendo switch, god willing. the sole reason i’ve…

i’ve read that this game plays in sub-HD. any truth to this?

these jag-offs lack the uareness to learn from their mistakes

way to spin this act of kindness into “something to get mad about online.”

a consumer’s ‘rights’ or ‘entitlements’ are idealizations—a wiser course of action is to just deal with objective reality. read the user reviews before buying.

holy shit, and here i thought my dad showing me blade runner when i was little was poor parenting (admittedly i actually liked the film, but my brother claims to have been scarred for life).

this is more or less how i feel. i’ve told myself that when my daughter is old enough to tell me a detailed story about what she’s done on any given day, that i’ll introduce here to my collection of miyazaki films. she already knows they exist, but hasn’t watched television-anything yet. she’s nearly three. i want her…

this is me but Dark Souls and Breath of the Wild. yes i play other games, but it feels like I’m being unfaithful. 

doom 2016 doesn’t play on your fridge—but it does play on switch

i think the world would be a better place without baseball. 

i’m not under the impression that hair picks are used outside of us lower class folks

people are always rightly fascinated by the mistakes made by deeply stupid famous people. this shouldn’t surprise you. it’s not about saying ‘this was fake, therefore racism doesn’t exist’. that’s not what’s happening here. 

i prefer a tetris game with simple graphics. tetris effect may look ‘cooler’ but its  graphics , cheesy in their own way, are also going to date that game more quickly than just a straight up game of tetris, which is kind of timeless. tetris 99 is fun but i look forward to new modes, which i have heard are coming at…

“they chose to tie it like a noose completely ignoring the fact that it was hanging around a neck.” they say that as though the designer is stupid. i’m certain the noose imagery is absolutely intentional. not all fashion is supposed to be pleasing. it can be allowed to have an edge, to comment. how would we judge a…

naturally!

Bobby “Ixodes ricinus” Kotick

you think he picks up women? he seems like an easy mark for being closeted as fuck.

‘Sometimes”, eh? Apparently the apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

it’s football. the right answer is “never”.

divine beast vah naboris in zelda breath of the wild was the most insanely punishing boss fight i’ve played—which includes dark souls, super meat boy, and celeste. i hated this level so much i stopped playing for half a year. fortunately i eventually got up the nerve to beat him and am now continuing to play through,…