interesting - for whatever reason i was able to ignore mario odyssey’s suggestions pretty often... mostly by avoiding talking with characters if i could. 

indeed, it’s why Dark Souls and Stalker are my favorite games!

‘sexually outpace’ ftw

the reason you feel like you don’t have time is because you’ve become used to more quickly paced games. the games aren’t too slow - you’re too fast. 

because ubisoft cranks these out yearly - they’ve turned the style into a product. 

i love this kind of open world - honestly the ‘aggressively helpful’ style of ubisoft’s open world games after far cry 2 has turned me off and i can’t even get into them... it’s all too predictable, really.

just a guess, but considering that muschietti now has experience on the two-parter IT films - they’re probably aiming to turn this into a franchise, of possibly three or more films, like the hunger games. 

portability is a feature that it does better than the competition.

gamers have enough good reasons to like the console, but don’t think we’re not critical of it as well. there are reasons to praise and criticize every console. each has its strengths and drawbacks. it just so happens that the switch plays dark souls portably, so... yeah, that’s a pretty big strength.

incidentally this is why i like stalker - many of the npcs are just like ‘get lost, loser.’

siggi’s is great. icelandic yogurt is like ice cream.

at the very least i hope they add motion controls to the remastered edition

i think all but daredevil was initially envisioned as a limited series. 

imagine all the dicks they had to cut up for those pepperonis

it was also the only good game in this new trilogy, unfortunately.

sharon is literally his daughter now

your service doesn’t make you superior nor does it require any citizen to kowtow to you.

#bodegabootlicker

ugh, give it to me cotunav, ugh right there

Can’t you just toss your hat at them to possess them? problem solved.