....this isn’t a remake of anything.

same bro same

wanton criminality!

she deserves the fame, to be honest.

i think the conclusion is that the game is so basic and child-oriented that it doesn’t meet nintendo’s typical standards of being fun for kids *and* adults.

the switch is already killing it month to month

exactly - maybe the droid has an operating water-wheel in order to generate energy for his battery recharge! there are a lot of interesting ways to interpret this video. i guess we’ll have to wait for more to find out for sure, but there’s no reason to slam the door in the game’s face at this point.

i see that a lot of people are drawing comparisons with The Witness, but this honestly looks like a sequel to Breath of the Wild.

‘a millennia after singularity ran amok’

ETA has meant “estimated time of arrival” for years

someone should be checking this guy’s browser history.

kotaku is based on a japanese word - don’t be surprised to find some exxxxtra japanese content on this site. all for free. so enjoy it.

yahoo!

as a father of a mixed race baby, who looks nothing like her mother or grandparents, the fear of this happening in any venue in which i’m not present keeps me up at night.

if his corpse literally smothers her to death, i’d give it 5 stars

it’s Paris. he probably caught something.

it’s not a myth. pawn shops take in stolen property frequently, and it’s almost impossible for the original owners to get their stuff back. this has happened to friends .

it’s because the show was designed for short seasons — giving it a full season to meander meant that it lost all of its juice.

happy ending eh? tmi.

it’s the eastern european beaver you want to avoid.