little did the public suspect that Michelle Obama’s most transformative advice would be “Always Be Coming”.

This is Japanese business culture we’re talking about, though? They wanted the win. I’m sure they still feel like they deserve a win.

but also Roadside Picnic.

hint: they’re in hit stomach. haven’t y’all seen Fifth Element, people? git diggin!

Now here’s an idea: Resident Evil 4... on Switch.

at the risk of sounding outright idiotic, i’ve always believed that in a fairly-stacked competition that “losers lose and winners win”. it’s that simple. if danica patrick were a better driver, no one would have to make excuses for her.

poor does not equal stupid.

most of the illegally-owned guns in chicago come through indiana — maybe go target that white trash state instead? set up a border wall between indiana and illinois.

toxic masculinity is mental illness.

bad vaginal sex is bad for men... who actually care about their mate.

this ain’t jalopnik!

rub harder

there are enough problems with this proposal, but i can see how it would help to deal with “food deserts” — seeing as many poor people, especially those living in dense urban areas, or without a vehicle, do not have easy access to a grocery store. on the other hand i will readily admit this is all problematic as fuck.

i honestly read this as satire, then i realized that, sadly, you’re being serious.

that’s the asian squat, friend. it’s a secret power that almost every asian has.

i’m guessing that was unintended, considering that ‘slope’ is a pretty rare slur these days...

A Sport & a Pastime by James Salter. Holy hell is that some hot literature.

I though Altered Carbon started out well, but really sunk like a stone after episode 6. I wonder if that has anything to do with it, as well? People are just *over* hyping bad content.

i think he referring to literal “homelessness” though – living in a slum doesn’t = homelessness. those people do, for the most part, live in homes. not what you or i would qualify as a home, but they are shelters.

the dolphin gif is not getting enough credit.