i think he referring to literal “homelessness” though – living in a slum doesn’t = homelessness. those people do, for the most part, live in homes. not what you or i would qualify as a home, but they are shelters.

the dolphin gif is not getting enough credit.

take heart. it was a good one.

you fill them with valuable paintings (a.k.a. your untaxable savings account).

girl needs to treat herself!

okay, but the entire enterprise would’ve fallen through at this point were it not for the strength of Musk’s.... well, musk.

well that’s certainly one way to put the flat earther nonsense to bed.

a shark stick might be a safer “solution” than a gun, in this scenario.

stop infantilizing women. she should be able to be a parent like anyone else.

i don’t think anyone’s “allowing” him — he self-funded the first one and nearly became a billionaire from its success. of course he lost half in a divorce, but i’m sure he has enough money to fund the sequel as well .

Florida Man and Hot Sauce King Billy Mitchell

the pocket wifi provided by our apartment rental in kyoto dramatically improved our stay, especially when out walking, as we could always refer to google maps on our ipad.

i would’ve hoped the highly specific reference —reese witherspoon *and* romantic comedy would’ve been a dead giveaway that i was being intentional. in any case it doesn’t matter. i was making the joke more for myself, knowing that it would inevitably run afoul of someone whose imagination only extends to their own wit…

...that’s the joke

my wife and i use dollarbird.co to track our expenses. it’s super simple, with none of the invasiveness of some of these other apps.

i had been trying to remember the name of this game all week. thanks for this. going to purchase it immediately.

my theory is that the mumbling is a deliberate choice he makes in his “blockbuster film” roles, done to undercut any risk he has of being typecast. producers and casting directors won’t watch him and think he belongs in the next Reese Witherspoon romantic comedy. it leads to more interesting work, like The Revenant.

you really think JT’s balls have dropped?

the more power that microsoft has, the less likely they will be to advocate for cross-play. it’s a position of weakness, not strength. if microsoft acquires EA, all this means is that they’ll turn every release from EA into an xbox exclusive - not unlike how sony treats its “exclusives”.

and who do you think designed those tide pods to look so damned tasty? hint: it wasn’t teens.