i didn’t realize there was non-simulated sex in this one.
“even in this day and age, a royal must at least be able to count to ten”
to be honest this is the only reason i’d ever buy one here, too.
“people get away with much more”
i want this car
upstream color
Angelina Jolie did voluntary chemo? the rich think of everything.
the point of the sex scene was to demonstrate that these two characters don’t really know each other - they’re richard and linda, and either they’re roleplaying as lovers, but they may be strangers. once they pass through that point on the highway “everything changes” - and everything did change.
i don’t think she gave permission for kanye to sing about wanting to fuck her on his song, though...
it’s makeup. not degreaser.
there’s now a black and white option. i’d recommend the game if you’re still thinking about it.
there’s nothing more white than disliking jazz.
yes this is funny, but he did turn around shin gojira very quickly...
i think the newer games are more automated, more intuitive... i’m not sure that makes them “more basic” though — just like i wouldn’t say something that is unintuitive and redundant is necessarily “more complex” — the platforming may have become easier to execute, certainly, but the older games were all about fighting…
i’ve played literally every single tomb raider game since the first was released. i guess my definition of basic is just different from yours.
this begs the question: what platformers aren’t basic? grow home? at least it was open-world.
rise was much more of a platformer than the first one, but the first one’s story was 1000x more memorable.
i’m not usually a proponent of jiggle physics, but if they’re going to stick with tomb raider’s former bust-size, they need to add a little something there. what has she got, a pile of bricks strapped to her chest?
may she burn in hell.