"Let's just say that volunteers with some brands came down with literal scaly scrotums."

What a lousy thing to do to conscientious objectors.

I hear "louse" and this is always the first thing to come to mind. NSFW because, you know, Lords of Acid.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Well it's not hard to figure out. There's lots of way to do it. I certainly didn't masturbate the conventional way the first time I masturbated. I remember it clear as day. It was a fresh Monday afternoon. I was alone in my room for the first time in years (yeah it's story time, buckle up.) I'll never be able to…

Preteen? PRETEEN? WAY before that.

Oh! Oh!

The Undertaker's brother:

Maybe. With SHIELD being rebuilt with Coulson as Director I really want him to just show up in Stark Tower in Age of Ultron's post-credits scene just to freak Tony out.

Sookie (Anna Paquin) seeks refuge from accusations that she's somehow to blame for the chaos in Bon Temps

Marvel Studios is about to release a film directed by James Gunn film that stars an ambulatory tree person and a talking raccoon space commando. If that's what Disney's cookie-cutter approach is going to result in, please pass me the cookies.

I have absolutely zero memory of Carrie Fisher doing a British accent.

Not until the Shit hits the fan...

upsetting in so many ways...

TRIPLE TRIAD 4 EVA

I believe you mean gunblade.

Moonknight and Batman

To say that I am excited is a bit of an understatement.

my first celebrity meeting was w/ Pratt at Caesars in vegas this past February. He was so damn genuine. I told him I was looking forward to GOTG and he said "Thank God, dude please go see it opening weekend, I don't want to F#$K up the Marvel name" Awesome guy.

I have done a bunch of interviews for this wonderful site. Chris Pratt is by FAR the most genuine "i'm SO lucky to be here I'm going to work my ass off" actor I have ever encountered.