See? SEE? Twilight IS an influential piece of work.

How Achmed actually became Achmed The Dead Terrorist...

Casey...

With the first quick skim of the post, I read "Michael Flatley" in my head, and imagined him igniting on stage during one of those "Feet of Flames" doo-wops of his.

Thank you, Good Sir. It's a pretty piece of mechanism...don't want it disintegrating in a bout of sweaty texting to my wife ;)

Hopefully not while you were pedaling a race! Thanks much.

So stainless is a better conductive antenna material than aluminum. That makes sense. Thanks much.

Okay, here's one for the Giz Group:

I've been served by waitresses at Denny's with more talent and come-hither.

Agreed. Another NASCAR sewage-tube.

My first thought: Italian Edsel.

"Step on that big thing, before it gets to the children."

Oooooo, burn delivered!

Well met, and well quoted.

Uh, underneath all the extraneous noise, you win.

You're fighting a losing battle, my friend. NASCAR (or NAZ-CORE, as they pronounce it in Tayx-Ass) is a decaying forum for cheap-whiskey-swilling morons to hoot and holler at as they get drunk, then go home to beat their wives and shoot their coon-dogs with their scatter guns and blame their meaningless sorrows on…

This ain't too bad:

This thoroughly, completely, utterly, and in all other ways ROCKS, in every context of that sentiment. Roger Evans deserves a beefy grant, to create more smiles like the dopey one pasted on my face right now.

Holy Fuck, such compassion and broad historical vision from the Giz commentators.

That was a good one. I'd almost forgotten...