Officer: "Sir, please step away from the catfish."

What kind of desperate cretin would put THAT in her mouth?

Oh, this is terrific. A butterfly responds to global warming.

They'd react by losing.

What kind of utter, thorough and complete bullshit is THIS?

The church is going to issue an order officially banning plate tectonics.

Look at a Lancia Stratos, a Fiat X/19 or a Lambo Urraco, and you've seen Bertone's entire design lexicon of that era. Yes, they're all interesting, and the Stratos was brilliant. But they're also using the same geometric tricks. Pininfarina had a much larger design vocabulary, and was more willing to take bold chances…

So what you're saying is...it's a pair-o-Docs paradox.

Oh, complete win. And, based on the photos I've seen, she ain't nowhere NEAR the finest stock.

RIDLEY: "I want more money. Fucker."

Yes, it's a dark and mysterious world, Dear Lady.

Agreed. More donk in the badonkadonk.

This turd didn't fall far from the sewage pipe.

I'm a bit disappointed that the iconic Japanese art of swordmaking didn't appear in this post.

I know. It hurts.

It's getting to the point that if you've seen the trailer, you've seen the whole fucking film. This is ridiculous.

Only if she weighs the same as a duck...

Good to know. I've pretty much given up on Texas as a bastion of thoughtful leadership.

You said it, brother. Today's F1 machines have remarkably higher performance limits, but they're so disjointed and unlovely to look at. Gurney's Eagle-Weslake is museum sculpture on four wheels.

Put a Starliner next to damn near anything and it wins.