Here's but one:

In direst straits, I might attempt this for a Glenmorangie Nectar d'Or or a Macallan.

Okay, not a great movie, but not terrible either. And I miss Michael Carmine. A terrific actor gone too soon.

Probably. But I'd still have my Noisy Cricket ready.

Yeah. It's called lutefisk.

Damn! Beat me to it...well done.

Just to add some balance here, Esther: spiders are NOT a plague. In point of fact, they're particularly adept at preventing plagues of other insects - all around the world - by being evolutionary marvels of predation.

Well, more cinematic options, I suppose.

Yes, it drops during acceleration...any acceleration, and the difference between quick acceleration fuel use and moderate acceleration fuel use is less than the fuel expenditure during a long slow acceleration. It's been demonstrated dozens of times. We're talking about overall average fuel economy here. Recheck your…

That quick acceleration is bad for overall mileage. Demonstrable bullshit.

Sad to see a downed Eagle, but I'd be even sadder to see a downed Rafale...beautiful jet.

Officer: "Wow, you have a big vagina. Wow, you have a big vagina."

Notice how, in the original commercial, they angled the car on a ramp for a perfectly horizontal surface? This guy didn't do that, and the current LS hood does gradually slope down from the windshield base. Might have made the difference, might not.

Excellent answer, thank you. That makes perfect sense.

Well, maybe. 'Course there are still plenty of yahoos like Santorum and Gingrich lurking about...

This is a follow-up question to one I asked a couple weeks ago, concerning yellow headlights:

Oh, probably whichever one Sarah Palin is driving at the time. Then I'd use what's left of her to feed a starving Alaskan wolf.

I'm pretty sure man, both as investigator and subject, has made the most significant contributions across all the sciences.

Those new bits with Havok and Banshee thoroughly rock. This could actually be a fun thing.

Hidden behind the truck, what actually started the fire...