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Hot damn...I feel this image in my ovaries and I’m a man. *fans self like a southern belle*

OMFG. Native San Franciscan here. During the 1997 DotCom bubble, they had to pass a law that they couldn’t tear down old Victorians for more modern horrors. The TechBros got around that by taking all the Old Vics they bought and taking them down to the studs and making them modern (hey, same bones! Not a new house!).…

It is the most incredible travesty I’ve ever seen. Just ... wtf. I mean, in the “before” pics, you’re like “oh cool, look at the lines, the high ceilings, the moulding and trimwork” and then you see yeah, okay there’s a lot (peeling ceilings, wonky walls and floors) that needs some SERIOUS rehab/replacement. And I got…

SO TRUE. But I do feel like people have a lot more choices these days, if the prevailing Pottery Barn / Restoration / Crate & Barrel (and West Elm, Anthropologie, Z Gallerie) aesthetic isn’t for them. You don’t have to scour flea markets for weird kitchy accessories, Etsy’s full of them. Have an idea for the exact…

Normally I’d be like “fuck em, I hope they all infect each other”, but the fact that they go from their church out into the community is what pisses me off. 

“This bible school is open because we’re raising up revivalists, not pansies.”

Is Tom Hanks an ACTUAL CRISIS ACTOR???

(I’m a bit stoned right now, and this feels like a very profound revelation.)

Aniston is living the dream. no whiny husband, goddess circle on fridays, Cabo with comedy writers 3x a year, and brad pitt texts sometimes to wish you well. 5 stars

I was also thinking that the persistent use of “U” also lessens the impact of Bob’s very harsh words to his brother. Although, perhaps that makes it burn even more, to know they were punched out on an iPhone screen, as though he is casually expressing his utter revulsion for Harvey.

Ughhh this book is my book group’s pick for May. The woman who picked it is dear and sweet and not really the brightest. She picks something classic or popular, and then watches the rest of us talk about it like she’s watching a TV show, contributing nothing more than “it was great!” Bless her heart.

Maybe she’s dunking on Bloomberg because he sucks?

Nah, shes just dunking on him cuz he’s trash. Dont overthink this one.

warren is fucking it. she is smart, prepared, and willing to fight. she's a goddamn leader. how do people not want this person in charge? i want her in charge. i want to live in a place she leads. 

And then tries to take credit by pretending it was his idea all along.

We did what she asked. And thank you. We’ve probably made the world better because of it.

According to a survey by Brides magazine, the average American wedding in 2018 cost $44,000, up from $27,000 just the year before.

If he regrets the divorce but doesn’t address all the shit that led to the divorce, then he might as well be making farting sounds.

A metoidioplasty is a surgery that some trans men opt for in place of a phalloplasty (the creation of a phallus). It largely involves cutting some ligaments that hold the clitoral structure close to the body - gives it some greater length, basically. You can google it; it’s the more common option for trans men who…

They’re pivoting to this argument because for years dudebros have loudly opined that “sorry it’z juss bizness, the men are more in demand and bring in more revenue.” Now that that argument holds no water (and hasn’t since 2015, the women’s WC final was THE most watched soccer program to air ever), they’re trying to…