Right? “omg you look great what’s your SEEEKRIT?!”

And somehow people are never very happy about your “secret” being something real and tangible, and not some easy-fix diet. My “secret” was that I was working out 5 days a week and eating half of what I used to. That shut the conversation down right quick.

I know this is true because that was the colour of everything in my mother’s house circa 1980-90s.

I’m basically Jay-Z, except with a lot less money and probably far more exhausting to interact with.

PSA: You can skip the monthly fee for Hulu if you have a Spotify sub. I get Hulu basic free with my Spotify.

There’s also a package if you’re interested in Disney+. It’s Disney+, Hulu, and Espn all together.

As a white person, I can never understand how important seeing yourself represented in smart shows like “Living Single“ was, but I’ve often thought about how weird it is that there was a period in the mid 90s where there were quite a few shows with all black or mostly black casts, and then 2000 hit and that shit just…

I liked Ross at the time the show was on. Then I re-watched many years later and found his character was pretty mean and controlling, especially to Rachel about her job and interests. You think fashion is stupid. Fine. Don't be a smug dick about it though.

Blush is what this color is called. It’s all over the furniture stores these days (and actually very nice to live around).

I agree 1000%. I’ve never understood how people still hook up after a break up, regardless of being breaker or breakee.

Mine dumped me out of the blue while dropping me off at home from a vacation we had just been on (and he was being an ass during). Clearly he had had all of the conversations in his own head and with his side piece (that he claims wasn’t, but she was at the very least an emotional affair), but I had no idea. I was…

*heads to library website to place a hold*

Umm, Bolano spent half of his adolescence in Mexico. Not to mention the book goes from Spain to Germany to Mexico to LA and back.Also, he did an extensive amount of research. Last, the book isn’t even from the point of view of undocumented migrants—it’s from the pov of bourgeois academics and journalists. No one is…

I’ll add it to my list! 

Read Luis Urrea and the other authors who Cummins credits with “inspiring” her.

Sophie Turners dress/playsuit(?) cuts off at exactly the wrong length for her and Priyanka Chopra-Jonas looks so bafflingly bad I can’t entirely comprehend what’s happening.

But what do they get when he opens a new restaurant next week? this seems like a very obvious and gross way to get out of having to pay. 

The twist is that she was killed by Encyclopedia Brown.

The only crime here is Sheetrocking topless.