HaHaYouFool
HaHaYouFool
HaHaYouFool

I mean, even Olympic-level casual-sex-haver Chloe (titular Bitch of Apartment 23) didn’t include nail polish remover in her casual sex kit. Who’s bringing that shit to a hook up??

OMG, her take-no-shit stare right into the camera, sans wig, hit me like a physical force. Literally gave me goosebumps. just — wow.

What kind of psychopath thinks overnight guests are going to go through TWO BOTTLES of nail polish remover during their brief time at your place? That screams of “oh, here’s some lady stuff hurr hurr.”

“The WA Administration has been made aware of a recent picture, posted on social media, which demonstrates a posture of morality and cultural acceptance contrary to that of Whitefield Academy’s beliefs

Fuck that fucking question right to the ballot box.

I think this really is a phenomenon of the ultra wealthy. I fantasize about having my own apartment in the city (we live in the burbs), but the only way this wouldn’t spell the doom of our marriage is if we were fabulously wealthy and our lives were incredibly different. I fantasize about that apartment because I’m a

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Love and strength to you. XOXO

Is it just bad ‘shopping or weird perspective in the header image, or did she do something to her face? Cheek implants? Veneers? She doesn’t look like herself at all. 

You might be interested in reading The Queen of the Tearling (the trilogy). The William Tear character is a great look into the psychological concept of Jesus as a secular figure. Plus, it’s just really good reading.

Ha! That’s such a great episode. “Bro juice” is a not-uncommon nickname in our house. As well as random exclamations of “29!” in that weirdass way Schmidt says it after the bus crashes. 

Missed The Office train the first time around, and watching it now on Netflix. We watched New Girl when it was on, so I was introduced to Angela Kinsey that way. It was, and remains, hilarious to see Jess’s drug-doing, popular girl, “Loose Cannon” coworker as the congenitally uptight sourpuss she plays on The Office.

He’s not really my jam, but your comment made me do a quick google; I was mixing him up with Brad Stine, who my friends at the time were also really into (this was during my previous life as a fundamentalist). 

No idea. Haven’t exactly kept tabs on the guy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Same. Quick brush of tint on the brows, a light coat of mascara, and a neutral, matte lipcolor. Takes about 2 minutes. When I don’t do it, my assistant says, “Oh, no, are you sick? Want me to pack up your files to work from home? I don’t want to bring a bug home...” 

Does anyone remember that C-list comedian Brian Regan? He had this bit about getting glued to the couch for so long you couldn’t even change the channel and ended up watching whatever dumb shit came on late at night/early in the morning, like golf or fishing. That they’re dumb and boring sports on their own, but

Totally fair point. I’ve just had enough friends with SOs who did steroids that it fixed the association in my mind for me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I mean, maybe because the bulgey veins are part-and-parcel of the whole super-ripped thing?

I’m about 40% revolted, 40% academically curious, and 20% confused/turned on by the thirsty shirtless. Like, the first hit is, ooh, super ripped hot guy, niiiice. But the more I look, the more gross it gets. All those veins trying to Alien their way out of his body, gagggg. 

Yup. See also: I’m not racist, but...