MSNBC carried this mess live, and the minute it was over, they abruptly cut back to the studio. The expressions on Ali Velshi and Stephanie Ruhle, caught stunned? Priceless.

The parts with Evan and Ashlee were for sure awkward, but I let that pass because I found the parts with Tracee alone (i.e. everything else) to be a delight. I think the E&A appearances feel even more like a desperate bid for relevance watching it now, what with their reality show and all, but at the time I barely…

I know it’s dumb as hell, but I wouldn’t stay on the 4th or 13th floor for ALL THE TEA IN CHINA. And that was back when tea was at Victorian pricing. 

Translation: He feels deeply threatened that he’s surrounded by so many women in power and he noticed Trump had a dick so he went with him.

I ran out of that compassion when a friend of mine came back home in a coffin draped in an American flag.

Give it another minute; there'll be worse. This is 2018.

Kanye....you might as well say “I just couldn’t vote for the chick.” Because WE SEE YOU. Kim should dump your ass, crazy-energy Yeb.

No, you feel terrible because you got caught and have to face the consequences. If you weren’t a terrible person and fine with it you wouldn’t have assaulted her in the first damn place.

I’m not going to waste too much energy arguing about this so here we go:

I’d rather watch Tahani answer 582 questions.

Superior:

Non-citizens can have Social Security Numbers. Signed, a permanent resident.

Kids made fun of him, he got exposed to toxic waste that’s the GOP, and he became a literal monster.  The Powerpuff Girls predicted the future.

She’s a stupid, mean-spirited, miserable racist whore with zero fashion sense and even less to say. That’s what her jacket made perfectly clear. I’m delighted she’s FLOTUS because it makes her miserable. I hope she dies before her husband because that would be hilarious. 

LOL! You missed the best part of Belloq’s quote! “Again, we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away. And you thought I’d given up.”

It’s convenient that victim testimony magically stops counting as evidence whenever rape or sexual assault is involved. If a victim identifies the person who mugged them, that’s evidence. But if a victim identifies the person who sexually assaulted them, it’s a grossly unfair character smear that means nothing.

No, man, it’s cool. It’s pretty telling about the state of our country that we can’t even get to the fact that we’re more comfortable with schools doing active-shooter drills than we are common sense gun control, because the people in charge used that active-shooter drill to literally tell a trans student that she…

Different subject but can everyone please remember that tomorrow is World Homeless Day. Homelessness can affect any one, thankfully I'm not homeless anymore. If you see a homeless person please try to help, maybe a coffee, food, most homeless people I know are lonely and it doesn't take 2 minutes to ask how somebody…

Thanks. I can’t even tell you how terrifying it was. I thought he was going to strangle me to death with that telephone cord. I still can’t handle anyone touching my neck. I try to present a very calm cool and collected I’ve-got-my-shit together demeanor at all times, but watching Dr. Ford testify in front of those…