She is so hilarious. As Janet, as Bad Janet, as Bad Janet pretending to be Janet and failing, as Janet pretending to be Bad Janet and failing.

It kills me that they don’t even think about worrying that their daughters will be assaulted by these nimrods.

Wasn’t Kate applying to Berklee (School of Music) not (UC) Berkeley?

Relevant Good Place quote:

True, hence why I refuse to wear them....

Just grudges, man. Grudges pack small. 

The order of difficulty is raised substantially here because they are required to wear a button down shirt, which if you have a large chest, you’re going to have to get a bunch tailored to have one fit and not either look too sloppy or too revealing.

Most of this is absurd and consenting adults should do what they want. This does bother me though. Men already treat women like objects. True or not, it sort of feels like the manifestation of an underlying desire for women to just be fuck toys with holes. That could just be projecting. Not everything gross should be…

Paige Rampaige’s Busty Girl Problems.

The thing is, sometimes we ladies can’t simply “go up a size” to mitigate the issue. If this is happening to me, just increasing from as Small to a Medium means now the neckline is too big for my shoulders... and my neckline falling off my shoulders completely is FAR more reveling…

My question to my husband last night was, “If Kavanaugh could see into the future, do you think he would have not allowed himself to be nominated?” And he responded “No way, I know guys like him and they can’t imagine a world where past indiscretions would hinder future opportunities.” Made me realize how true that…

How could Kanye be bad for the brand of someone who got famous from a sex tape?

Right?!  Also it’s not ok to say “nut balls” to your mother.

I.. feel old now. I hope they also told you about the “potatoe” incident.

Wasn’t expecting an SVU recap here but what a happy surprise!

I’ve long been saying they need to get a new resident psychologist again — the show was much better with Huang around. They got to dig deeper into things, I’m really missing that.

But that was during the Bad Place Good Place experiment. We can’t trust anything Michael said.

“We Crumb From A Land Down Under.” Oh how I’m glad this show is back.

Not to get too far into politics, but this double episode was the perfect antidote to the other stuff I was watching on TV earlier in the evening--intelligent, funny, and relentlessly optimistic about the ability of flawed humans (and demons) to make themselves better. 

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

Methinks the point has flown right over your wee head.