“Because it’s a kilt, it has to be straight down,” he said, according to Smith. “It can’t flare out around your hips. It has to hang straight.”

Butting in: I’ve met her. She’s a cyborg with outstanding programming. It’s the only explanation! Her output is insane, I’m positive human fingers can’t type that fast. And she’s super nice, and helps out newbs, and doesn’t have to help anyone, but does, and also: wonderful books. I mean, you can’t even bitch about…

She is my absolute favorite author, regardless the book. I don’t know how she learns SO much about these random topics and then writes flawlessly about them!!

SHE WROTE A BOOK WITH HERSELF. SHE WAS ON THE COVER, TWICE.

OMG NORA ROBERTS IS QUEEN

I’d rather shit uncontrollably than go without Blue Bell

GUYS GUYS LISTEN UP THIS WHITE PERSON HAS SOME INSIGHTS WE ALL NEED TO THINK ABOUT

Mine were both bottle fed exclusively, and at 6 wks they were in their own rooms, sleeping through the night. I don’t give two fucks what people think of me. Worked for us. They’re 14 and 11 now and healthy, happy adolescents (insofar as adolescents can be happy). As your kids get older, the mommy wars bs matters…

I'm cute & I'm cuddly/I'm gonna kill Scully.

I would buy an album by David Duchovny when he is playing Jeff Goldblum on SNL's celebrity jeopardy.

Thing is, when my daughter goes through this, I feel I'll be okay. I used to be a girl, I know how horrible this shit is. I can identify with the pressures that girls go through, appearance, fitting in, not fitting in, all of that.

It's a social experiment. You're not the one learning. They are.

My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short.

I'm sorry Kate, did we watch the same television show? Ross was a jealous, pretentious, insufferable dick. His relationship with Marcel was the healthiest he ever had on the show. I imagine an alternative episode where Marcel tears Ross's eyes out and feasts on his empty soul. In summation, #teamchandler!

I hear ya! I want to hang out with the basement stoners!

The bag of oranges. I cried.

As much as I love Albright, she was by no means the best. That honor goes to Cory Booker and Orrin Hatch (but mostly Booker, so adorable) and their bi-partisan Polynesian Folk Music band Across the Isle.

I guess Rihanna ran out of the good kush she was smoking and the haze cleared long enough for her to realize she is WAAAAAAY better than Leonardo DiCaprio.

You know who I want to have it?

I never understood how Nora Roberts' books kept getting made into campy movies for Lifetime but fucking Nicholas Sparks' movies keep being made/promoted into making major $$$. It's such bullshit. Nora Roberts > Nicholas. He writes the exact same fucking story/same characters with different names every damn time. I…