I wanna whisk the cool teen one away into a life of fro yo, mall trips and general teenage girl nonsense.

This shit reminds me of some of the hideously intrusive way supposedly liberal or progressive jounalists and bloggers indulged in grotesque speculation about Sarah Palin's last pregnancy during the 2008 election. Remember that crap? Fuck, it still makes me so mad, and I detest Sarah Palin. Fuck those motherfuckers for…

I know you aren't trying to hate because I did have a lot of help making this movie. I hired a cast and crew. That crew included a cinematographer/camera man who had a lot of great equipment to capture the shots I directed him to shoot. I was very fortunate to not have to run the camera and direct at the same time.…

Ooh! I know this! Well, sort of. I read something on a study on profile pictures last week! Apparently the left side of your face moves more when displaying emotions. It's controlled by the right side of the brain, which does more in perceiving and producing emotions. BOOM, SCIENCE.

I watched this episode and I am legitimately disappointed that Jessa Duggar seems to have gotten over her annoyance at Boring Jerkface Ben and is staring up at him with more than Christian-side-hugs in her eyes. You were the chosen one, Jessa! You were supposed to escape and let your snark fly free!

Wardrobe should include: Driving mocs, Barbour coat, Half-Zips (at least 3, please send pics if possible), Ray-Bans (Wayfarers or Clubmastesr preferred, but open to other styles), loafers, Patagonia vest(s), Vineyard Vines, basketball shorts for me to sleep in

Kendra and Ricky were reportedly only given a two game suspension by the NFL.

Ah hah! SCIENCE! I'm now committed to this theory and nothing anyone else says will change my mind.

I want to join a club like the Diogenes Club in the Sherlock Holmes books. I place I can sit in a high backed chair, read, and maybe plot world domination.

The piano had just been accepted into the Witness Protection program?

SEE YOU GUYS THERE!

Consider forming really strong opinions about independent video games.

Your poor friend! Ironically enough, sometimes women who have had "normal" morning sickness are the hardest on those of us with HG. About a month ago, when I was at my worst with it, if I had heard, "Just drink ginger ale and eat a saltine," one more time, I was seriously going to physically harm someone.

Yeah, their stuff is adorable. Baby departments are chock full of stupid shirts in primary colors with animals and princesses and trucks and tacky sayings all over them. Why the uproar over one line offering an alternative?

Am I the only person that didn't think I could hate anything more than cigarette smoke until the e-cigs came around? Now I'm all hay-zeus h. potato -christ, at least have the self-respect for yourself to get up and walk outside.

Flavored coffee is disgusting but is anyone else getting excited for all the pumpkin beers that are about to be coming our way?

'Nuff said.

I'm 95% that's intentional. America's virginal sweetheart can't have sex appeal.

Or...you know...don't follow the model of a thoroughly failed state?

Wouldn't be a very effective one....a trans woman is a woman, and a man sleeping with a woman is heterosexual behavior.