Because when Black teens are shot by Black teens, they are normally convicted of murder in a court of law and can't claim they are threatened by an unarmed black teen.

YESS!! 1,0000 times, YES!!!!

Idris Alba doesn't know where Wallace is. I do.

I'm not a Christian Scientist, but I am a former journalist. The Christian Science Monitor is pretty well-respected in secular circles, especially for its coverage of religion issues. For example, one of its reporters won a Pulitzer for covering the Srebrenica massacre.

So, now I really, really just want OITNB to come back on the air.

I am someone who does not care for being pregnant, so surrogates boggle my damn mind. I know there are women with mythical glowing happy pregnancies—power to them, but it's seriously beyond my experience and understanding...

I call homophobes long distance all the time. Though usually they are blood relatives.

So why point out "two gay dads?" The kid has two dads. In all likelihood, at least one of the dads is gay. If we're going to accept that Love Is Love and "it's not gay marriage, it's just marriage" then we need to stop qualifying things like this. Two dads, full stop. Who cares if they're gay or pan or poly or at…

Once a radio station gets involved, I usually give it an 80% chance of being a hoax.

Those tie-dye marketing hoaxes are the worst, man. They get you all knotted up and then just leave you out to dry.

I call shenanigans because in this day and age NO ONE properly RSVPs for a kids party. Homophobic rant or no.

I found out a guy I dated was drumming for an emo band and for their promo shots he donned some half-assed Flock-of-Seagulls-hair-over-one-eye part.(Keep in mind he was in his late thirties by this point.) I nearly vomited in my mouth then suffered the chronic cringes for a few hours after realizing I could have been…

She's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

Oh, the slow cooker recipes. I love the pasta ones that tell you to put browned ground beef and boiled pasta into the slow cooker with some other ingredients. At that point, aren't you just keeping your finished dinner warm?

#godisgood #soblessed #superfancy #muchcandle #wowdoge

#soblessed

"My wonderful boyfriend got me three! In my favorite Sickly Sweet scents! #luvubaby #soblessed"

He rescued me.

If I'd just discovered my partner had been sleeping with my child, you better believe a sad/cryptic card wouldn't be the worst thing to happen.

Yes, completely missing the point.