"Motherfuckers live in places that don't exist, and it comes with a map" will forever be my explanation when people ask me why I don't like fantasy.

This old white lady pulls out her Drumline DVD on the regular and marvels at the same shit she's seen every time. I love that movie. Mediocre plot line be damned! I loves me some of that hot drumline action and know the sequel will bring it harder, as do all performance movie sequels (see every other Step Up—maybe not…

How about a Drumline/School Daze/Different World/Glee (mostly I want a Glee-sized budget) mashup series set at an historically black college. Every week there's band numbers and step dancing and the latest dance craze out of wherever. I would watch that every week and buy all the songs.

Stunned anyone could hate Drumline. They drummed. On the other teams drums!! A percussiony fuck you that made me seethe and kinda tingle.

Yes.

I'm assuming this is all thanks to the work of Scottish rap sensation MacElmore.

Yes! So much this! Pete Carroll is the devil! Escaping NCAA to avoid sanctions, doing otherwise down and dirty stuff while at USC... No good!

I don't think this was necessary. :\

I like good-looking, talented, smart, and charitable people.

I don't like any of their 'Italian' dishes, but the breadsticks and salad are laced with crack.

I am in rabid disagreement with this post.

People who hate Sansa are universally terrible just so you know. Science fact.

Only if you're the kind of heathen who uses the term "pop."

In a capitalist economy there's plenty of food for everybody, including the poor. It's just all in the pantries of the rich.

Dear Hannity,

I was on that shit for migraines, too! My husband threw them away after a couple weeks. Raving lunatic with no impulse control and numb extremities? That's a fun way to live.

If Buffalo Chicken Dip doesn't win the whole damn thing, I'm going to find people to donate their votes over the next couple years to make a mockery of this voting process.

I cannot believe Tzatziki isn't winning against fucking Ranch. Sort your shit out, people!

Ugh this is just so last season

I'm reading these out loud. Hubs and both stepsons are building their MineCraft worlds here on the bed with me.