I WILL FIGHT YOU.  (CEG has never and will never suck.  Yes, NuGreg is weird, but how can you argue with the ongoing Fett Regoso influencer campaign or the genius that was the Cats episode??)

Hey, I live in Texas.  If there was a way to just become an entire bubble person throughout the summer so that I never had to experience the thick pea-soup of heat and humidity that is the sub-tropics in August, I’d do it.

I don’t know; I only watched Dance Moms for the Moms.  Clearly.

It seems like only yesterday she was walking on to audition for Abby Lee . . . ah, memories.

I’ve never understood actors who say they don’t watch tv/movies. Like, in what other industry* could you get away with that? “I’m a doctor but I don’t read medical journals.” “I’m an aspiring civil engineer but I don’t travel on roads or bridges.”

I know the bit is not anyone’s favorite, but I’d like to give props to the actress who plays Deborah (Debra?) in the credits for managing the exact same line reading on weirder and weirder lines.

. . . you watch The Wire to feel LESS depressed?

Everyone I know from New Orleans, and a few who live in or near these houses, bemoan them.  They’re cheaply built with shoddy construction, and their design is horrible.  Most people who moved into one got saddled with a house that was falling down around them and that NO ONE wanted to buy.  Good for them for trying…

Or, frankly, turned on by her.

It’s been a crazy year for the Hemsworth brothers.  Poor Larry’s been cruelly and suddenly dumped, while Liam’s having a quickie wedding and may be expecting a child!

Well, again, if I had the money, sure I’d adopt! But I feel like you have to have a fair bit of money if you’re adopting? Plus, I feel like I’d want to foster-to-adopt, so.

It’s not often that you can combine sexism (wives in the kitchen for salads) with a little racism (seriously?  You’re going to offer fast food to a group of young, mostly Black, men because you think that’s what they like most?) while ALSO looking tacky and cheap as hell, but our Dear Leader can do ANYTHING.

The WH domestic staff is furloughed, since they’re non-essential. That said, I HIGHLY doubt Don or Mel are bopping around the kitchen putting together a sandwich every night.

I always wonder if it’s a chicken and egg scenario with that sort of thing. Like, if I were famous and easily recognizable, would I plop my butt down on the third pew of some small Methodist church every Sunday, like I do now? Who wants to spend all of church having to smile for photos and sign autographs, right? So I…

Guys, I gotta say it. If I could afford a surrogate and a nanny, I’d have like ten kids.  I love kids!  Just not the having of them!  (And yes, I have thought about fostering, but from a few friends’ experiences, it seems like you’re in court a lot, and I’m not sure how I’d be able to manage that with my job.)

The boom mike had me dying.  I know a lot of people aren’t really into this season’s theme song, but I absolutely love it, both as an underline to the series’ entire premise (the situation IS a lot more complicated than that), and just because I’m now eagerly anticipating whatever increasingly batshit thing Deborah…

Shit, my husband’s British and he cries more than I do.  (Which is fine, and healthy)  That said, he too often falls victim to that particularly male quality of “this thing is upsetting me but I don’t understand how to use words, so I will go into another room and throw something at the wall.”

Maybe to mimic CCTV cameras?

You say that like the two wouldn’t just pal around and trade Pedos R Us trading cards.  

YES. I think about my 9th grade math teacher a lot - I had a huge crush on him, because he was young(ish) and cool and fun and I was just coming into my sexuality. And girls grow up learning (in subtle and not so subtle ways) that their value lies in how sexy/attractive the world finds them. Which means that A TON of…