I didn’t love Lupita’s dress. Something about the detailing made her silhouette look off? But Danai’s was AMAZING.

I will say this for Kate in This Is Us - this season she has a scene in which she details all her many efforts to lose weight and the realization that she’s lost 40 pounds after all that work. In other words, that sometimes you can do everything under the sun and it’s still not going to work, so you might as well just…

Why would you want to do that to poor Hannah Gadsby?

(But generally I think this is a cool concept, esp. for a travel-friendly wrinkle-free jersey)

I don’t trust a dress I can wear as a scarf.

Because the gov’t is so scared from Ruby Ridge and Waco* that they’ll let any white dude** with a hard on for sovereignty do whatever the hell they want now.

Wow, I feel like I saw a different movie from you. I thought it was delightful! (The aforementioned teens-caught-up-in-their-angst scene had me laughing out loud.) It did pay homage to a lot of movies before it, but also subverted a lot of expectations (at least, mine) with the nice guy-bland girl-bad boy love…

What?  Soldier at War is HILARIOUS.

Two things:

I often recite the line from “Sister Suffragette” when discussing men - “Although I adore men individually, I agree that on the whole they’re rather stupid” - so basically I’m saying Ann could be right about this.

I didn’t think about her being like Elvis.  That’s a good point.  I guess it’s weird when something you were alive to witness passes into mythology for the younger set.  Shit.  No wonder old people are so cranky.

Can I ask maybe a weird question? How much of the recent interest in Selena is actual interest in Selena, and how much is weird gross 90s retro capitalization?

Honestly, who among us haven’t been the Nancy Pelosi in a meeting like this, just trying to keep on topic while two dudes have a piss fight to see whose dick is bigger.

Excellent, Now we can revert back to the better plan: George Wallace for Oscars 2019!

Why would they need to speak? The President gets 8 hours of “Executive Time” while Kelly runs the staff and tries to avoid speaking to Jarvanka.  Seems totally fine.  Everything is fine.

You wouldn’t believe how many replies that tweet got about how Trump is an Evangelical so he didn’t recite the Creed and GOOD FOR HIM GO TRUMP. Or maybe you would believe it. It was a lot.

This remains the best reaction face ever, and I hope it made Boehner cry for hours later that night.

Hillary and Jimmy looked like they were going to make some VERY catty remarks under their breath just then.  Jimmy’s probably thinking about his peanut farm that he had to give up.

Oof, I don’t know.  I mean, Jane is a bad writer, and I’m not sure I’m up for a whole season of the plot of her first novel.

Be comfortable taking? I don’t know. There was definitely a time in my life when I really did drive around on E (or rather, not drive) for most of the week because it was Gas or Food that week, you know?  Now I am very fortunate to be in the position to help the Gas or Food crowd.  But I don’t know if, fifteen years…