Wait, are we renting the village or are we buying the village?  Because I have some 401ks I can cash in and I’ll probably get pretty close to that price and if I got my own village in Spain where I had okay wireless coverage and never had to see another human, I’d do it.

Oh jesus, so many people. Old people. People who vote but wouldn’t consider themselves “political people” (aka not people who enjoy reading about/discussing politics). My racist great uncle. A good 70% of the older generation at my company.  You name it.

She probably tried to explain to him that the caravan migrants aren’t breaking any immigration laws and he didn’t let her finish her sentence with “not that that’s stopped us before.”

This one was sheer fun, and a return to Riverdale’s whole-hearted embrace of the homage. More of this, please!

That was my favorite part as well.  FP, that shit is DANGEROUS.

My whole family’s from Mississippi*; I don’t think I’ve ever heard “I’d go to a public hanging” as an expression of regard from any of them.

That’s a good one.  There are so few people I would endure a gender reveal party for.

Oh, you know that she says MUCH worse in private. That’s why she’s so confused and shocked that people are on her for saying what she did. “I mean, for heaven’s sake, it’s not like I said I was going to lynch a n***** at a picnic! I only talk like that to my closest friends and family!”

Confirmed that it is Li’l Sebastian.  The Good Place’s IG posted a photo of D’arcy Carden with the horse and then as many candle emojis as they could fit into the comment section.  (Probably somewhat less than 10000, though.)

The center of the triangle is little old Chidi!

What?  no!  They were adorable!  Who could choose?

I love that Neil Degrasse Tyson seemingly has a one-sided hatred of Eleanor, and I wonder what she did to deserve it.

True, and I think he got caught up in the post-Trump GOP shitshow.  The Ed Emmett I met in 2015 was spending his speeches telling people that Obama was a great guy and Fox News was lying to them.  But he refused to distance himself once the GOP became the party of Trump and that did him in.

I know; can’t wait!

There is nothing I hate more than people are objectively anti-women, who laugh at rape survivors, etc use “assaulting a woman” as some made up shit to justify sticking it to someone else.

NOTHING is worse than Atlanta.  Atlanta is where joy goes to die.

Color me surprised that Houston Bush rated so high! (Although the changes they made to Terminal C, where you can now actually eat a meal, are very nice and they have the gratitude of many a business traveler.)

God this makes me so fucking mad and sad. Smad. This did not have to happen, and the mom is damn lucky she didn’t die too.

Exactly. They had a local midwife or a town “medicine man” or a shaman or even just an old lady who’d had 10 kids and knew her shit.  They had SOMEONE there.  Women are not cats; we are not meant to find a clean corner of some stranger’s garage and have our babies alone.  And if people insist on saying that women…

Yeah.  Lucky y’all!  Pete Olson (who probably gets confused with Pete Sessions, because they’re both terrible) won his election against my forever Zaddy, Sri Preston Kulkarni.  But!  He had to work for it, and he’s never had to do that before.