May I ask you why you chose the owl plates for your CR-V instead of one of the other designs?

As do mine. And yet it never seems to really work.

her breasts, sensing danger, leapt into action

This is the breast thing I’ve read all week

And guess what! He’s in a 2015 RX loaner car right now. I bet some people just call em up and say “No thanks, I don’t want my old car back, what will it cost to keep this one?”

No — I am Lexusblind.

I have this theory about Lexus RX colors that they are all actually the same. Oh sure they have different colors — gray, blue, gold etc. But they are always some indescribable “in between” shade, like a grayish blue or a goldish silver or a whitish gray or a bluish green. The result is all are roughly the same shade…

the check engine light was a way of life. It came on for everything. The oxygen sensors. The gas cap. If it was raining. To remind you about endangered animals. When you were singing. When you were driving on dirt. When you had forgotten your grocery list.

I knocked over several of those construction things. This was back when the parking sensors were functioning. Oddly, I didn’t knock over any of them when I was parking.

Arrange one thousand watermelons in a straight line on a runway, 2000ft from the start line. Accelerate as fast as possible into the watermelons, but make sure your trunk and windows are completely open. For every whole watermelon that bounces into your car, you may charge $50,000. This is the industry standard.

PADDLE SHIFTERS. At least for cars that have no need for them. I get it in a performance car, but your Camry isn’t one, no matter how “grounded to the ground” it may be.

Mini-SUVs/CUVs. Glorified and lifted FWD wagons that are 99% likely to never go off-road...and probably aren’t that capable when they do go onto rougher terrain. They’re playing off of buyers’ insecurities about safety and that a bigger vehicle = higher safety or needing a vehicle for northern snow when you really…

This shit right here. At least 90% of cars these days have these stupid cut-off wheel arches.

LED Strips.