Enzo Ferrari is alleged to have said ‘you pay for the engine everything else is free’. Reckon this is about right for this.

Gun rack! That’s how you know it’s a real pickup.

Ask Jeremy Clarkson if you don’t believe me.

And I believe the mandate was "You can destroy it however you want, but please take good pictures."

Fucking gift horses, man.

I’m glad Volkswagen sells SO MANY cars to Americans that their dealers can willingly drive customers away like this. (Yes, that was sarcasm.)

Front gate to these guys, http://www.clevelandpap.com/ They made the Jalop top 10 junkyard list last week. http://jalopnik.com/the-ten-greate…

No, but you should see the thing. It pisses me off and I own the fucker.

That’s currently the same rate I’m going through the Old Testament. At this rate I’m only a few hundred bowl movements from the birth of Jesus.

Damn, you got me with the second sentence this time.

I’m going to use this post as an opportunity to tell you that since you sent me your book I’ve been reading at a one-chapter-per-poop rate, and the constant laughter has worked WONDERS for my bowel movements.

Ah get over it.

Seems a little extreme for a guy’s incredibly well done project car, no?

I can’t believe I just read an entire article about the third row of seats in a car I will never own.