I updated mine to thedrive.com

Yep. All of us ex-full-time-writer-types who left recently chose to leave. It was the video team that had layoffs.

They already do.

I think Kyle’s use of this slur is an extension of the cesspool that is online gaming. My guess is he and his friends actually used terms like that it all the time, along with the tens of thousands of bro’s who populate this particular swamp. Kyle’s problem is the real world was peaking in and he showed a little too…

Wooo... someone got a little sand in their clam tonight! lol... Way to live up to expectations.

Jesus, dude, eat a fucking Snickers already. Dude misses the noise at Bristol. Who wouldn’t? Nobody’s taking policy advice from him.

Bradley’s opinions about Clint Bowyer carry about as much weight as Clint Bowyers opinions on epidemiology. Neither have any expertise on their respective matters, only one however comes off like an arrogant bell-end.

Hey man, any other quotes you can blow out of proportion? I need more stories like this to shape my opinion on the world.

The third option: Hone it some more and send it. 

No, an Imperial Star Destroyer. This is FancyKristen, not merely the US military.

I guess that’s all part of the

I get it’s a joke but just once I’d like to see one of these posts where every option is a good, realistic choice. I’m tired of seeing 1 good option and 3 batshit crazy vehicles. I mean seriously, Austin lives in Maryland and works for a living, he doesn’t run a summer boutique on Nantucket.

Those other acronyms are offensive to people. FUCKS on the other hand ...... is pretty much how we all got here.

Just to be clear, Subaru has no FUCKS to give.

Good god, we are doomed. 

I mean, Alanis is leaving Jalopnik, so cut her a break man

Are we watching Jalopnik fade into the mist of internet irrelevancy? I didnt think Patrick George was that monumental but man I havent seen anything new stick to the walls and a lot of shit has been flung at em.

This is great! What other journalistic gems were being suppressed by PG?

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

I, for one, still maintain that stance.