I think that is wonderful. Now next for Pennsylvania, please strike down the legal right for people to discriminate against LGBT people in employment and housing and such things. These guys deserve full legal rights (we all do) in every sense.

I tried to watch Dinner for Five, Jon Favreau’s old IFC show in which five actors/directors/producers/etc. got together and had dinner and just talked about their experiences in the industry, years ago, and quit in disgust because of exactly this reason. A lot of the shows had no women at all, the ones that did never…

The point is not adding “token” women. The point is recognizing the knowledge and skills women abundantly have, and are equal to or exceed that of male panalist, and incorporate them equally into the world.

...has a killer writing staff.

Sure we could use logic and science to explain this to be a simple matter of his body dealing with the results of exposure to Ebola or like me you can freak the fuck out and panic because he is becoming a ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!

With all due respect, if this is satire, it’s very poorly done. Most readers of this site are educated, bright, and quite humorous. If this was even a moderately well-written satire piece, more readers would have realized it.

Is that what was decided after the intended narrative didn’t catch on? LOL nice try.

Next up: “E.L. James and Niall Leonard replace Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan with themselves. ‘We both acted in grade school, so we’re bringing the A-game to the films that they deserve.’”

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I LIVE IN LA! I WANT THE JOB. I AM AN AWESOME TYPER AND I HAVE THE SHORT STUBBY NAILS OF A MOUNTAIN TROLL PLUS I AM AWESOME.

Oh, my.

Marquez has it down!

I hate this and it breaks my heart. Whenever I hear things like this, I think “I’d never have done something so cruel as a teen,” and then I think, but would I? I would’ve been passive if I’d seen this kind of bullying. Which is just as bad.

In response to Thune, I’ve never tried his ramen recipe (sounds revolutionary) but I did once make a sandwich with a tortilla instead of bread and beans and cheese instead of lunchmeat. I call it the tortill-wich and I think it’s gonna be HUGE.

Ummm. Exactly. This is how I still fit into my HS cheerleader outfit. I chase everything with water. And cocaine.

My initial response to what the Post Office did was “God thats lazy”

I loved it.

I hate this one. I kept stabbing myself in the eye with the wand, which doesn't happen with other kinds!

I hate this one. I kept stabbing myself in the eye with the wand, which doesn't happen with other kinds!

Lancome's Hypnose Waterproof. It's unbelievable. Medium-sized bristle wand, not too big, not too small. No rubber or silicone nonsense. Applies like silk. Tenaciously holds a curl like no other mascara I've ever found, and refuses to smudge. I can sweat, swim, rub my eyes, sleep with an eye mask on and it's still…

Lancome's Hypnose Waterproof. It's unbelievable. Medium-sized bristle wand, not too big, not too small. No rubber or…