What are the numbers on the phrases "laid-back" and (personal dealbreaker) "witty banter"? Who the fuck actually values witty banter besides, like, the Riddler?

So you're 27 years old? Don't swallow strange untested cum? 0/10 would not bang. This guy.

Of course not. Canon is determined by angry fans!

Not as far fetched as you might think.

Mine is migraines and "Have you tried Advil?" OH MY GOD THEY MAKE PILLS THAT THEY SELL IN THE STORE FOR HEADACHES I HAD NO IDEA.

Those managers are enemabags. So is anyone who gets snotty about pregnant women trying to exist while being pregnant.

This is literally how I imagine Iggy Azalea feeling...

Look at their faces... they're staring at you, Kara. They're staring at me. They're going to find us. They're going to find everyone.

yeah, weird things are happening lately.

hey I was mildly amused. Seemed like an easy story, and not too many ha has, but i don't think she deserved to be jumped on.

Congratulations, I guess, on supporting both a gross consumerist "tradition" (Black Friday) that forces minimum wage employees to work on a holiday that they should be allowed to spend with their families if they want to, as well as a horrible, horrible corporation (Walmart) whose entire business model is based on…

I normally don't have such a negative reaction to Jez articles, but oh this made my blood boil.

Stephen Hawkins is one of the most important theoretical physicist ever. His work in in quantum gravity is groundbreaking and even if a grand unifying theory is posited during his lifetime I'm sure that when it will be he will be credited or mentioned in some form. Stephen Hawkins has spent his life studying and…

Never realized until now how much Manson looks like Billy Crudup:

I think there's a market for that anti-fungal that turns your hair white! So many people who dye their hair fun colors would LOVE to have a white base instead of having to bleach, wash with purple shampoo to prevent yellow/orange.

everyone is always THEYRE CHILDREN at me and i am like NO GROWNUPS ADULTS LEGAL ADULTS

I think she favors J.Lo more than Kim, but after enough procedures they all start to blur together tbh.

I love Key & Peele. That's all. They're brilliant. If it were legal I'd marry both of them.

All of this is so true, and on a more insidious level, it reinforces these attitudes in real life- which sucks for women.

I see the point you're making, and in another case I might say you're correct, but in Zellweger's case, that's not really fair. She's been widely criticized for not being enough of a conventionally attractive actress, mostly directed toward her "squinty" eyes, and when she decided to have that "issue" corrected,…