I'm sorry I wanted to read this but I am still stuck on the "79 dollars for a 1 day supply of food" part

Elvis also preferred underage girls because they understood him better emotionally so he wasn't setting a high bar on the not-the-creepiest meter to begin with.

Ugh. Eye contact. They say it's important to smile and make eye contact, but it's a fucking trap.

I didn't realize this until you pointed it out...and I love it. I used to read what my Aunt called "Brain Rot" material as a kid. And I'd point out to her "It's fun because I -KNOW- it's not real!"

Unfortunately, Mark shows us shit that is very real.

"Ellen and Portia de Rossi Break"

... aaaaaand my heart stopped beating.

"The Internet"

Is that all? Phew!

It was me...and it wasn't a trip to Belize with my girlfriend, it was a funhouse for Bobby.

More like Sexiest White Guy from America.........

I know this is supposed to make us all "ugh, kids, these days", but honestly it makes me wish their parents paid more taxes.

The power your computer consumed while you typed this comment could have provided light for 13 orphans to learn to read. You monster.

I preferred this Penny Arcade comic from earlier this week. It actually gave me a bit of a laugh.

The world really is a better place with him in it.

Right? It's like when I broke my leg falling down the stairs. I told people I broke it snowboarding because all I could think was, "IM MITCH"

However, if anyone is trying to marry me, this is 100% the best way to avoid our future divorce.

I think she look really hot. She looks happy. And the shaming about her posing nude because *gasp*!!! she is a mother, makes me sad. She looks good. And oily.

It's good! It's retelling the story as straight historical fiction.

Haha, and he performed the audio book of a novel based on Macbeth too, I've got it from Audible. :)

ALL OF THIS. Not a huge KK fan, but I kind of dig the pictures. They're cheeky (pun intended), well-composed and impressively-captured. I'd rather see that than open-mouth "sexy" vacant stares all day of the week and twice on Sunday. She's owning her sexuality and inviting you to take a gander in a fun way.

Interesting point. I think the thinking should be more along the lines of how victimless the crime the perpetuator committed.

I don't really see why the focus has to be on women here; just non-violent offenders in general.

But this website also won't claim the f-word, so there's that.