Yeah, I agree. Her old face had more animation and movement in it before. The lips, to be fair, were the result of old plastic surgery and so "fixing" them might actually be bringing her back to what they were before (except they still look kind of plastic).

Maybe ESPN's next special will be "Women Explain What it Feels Like to Get Kicked In the Balls".

"'Our law' didn't permit wife beating, but set that aside. Martin clearly was using 'rule of thumb' as a figure of speech — she didn't claim it actually referred to legalized wife beating."

Ed Shearhan!

Bretcore! I'm into it.

The first ever article I read by Lindy:

I read that Blake Lively excerpt 4 times and I still have no idea what she's talking about. Is she aging? Is she being attacked by bees? And what the fuck do color coordinated sprinkles have to do with anything?

Dear every dude saying and about to say "But I don't treat women this way!" Great! Thanks! Problem solved!

I find it odd that porn Amy Pond is less sexualized than the real Amy Pond.

What's the worst thing Willie Nelson can say to you after you've just given him a blowjob?

If he's such a master, why is her neck broken?

I could not understand this tweet at all....and I live in L.A. Land of the Fat/Dairy/Gluten/Soy/Meat/Joy/Taste Free people.

My old flatmates made me one of those cakes once, but instead of my face, it was the members of Take That. Gary Barlow was DELICIOUS.

Jessica, I am so proud of you for standing up for your site, your authors and your commenting community.

This is my guinea pig Buddy (Rosebud). Wouldn't you say he is also pleasant? Behind him is Andy (Misandry).

I am working on it as fast as I can.

This is why all gifs should not be banned.

Prior to Kinja, I headed the trollpatrol team for Jezebel, as many people here know. We dealt with rape gifs, violent pornography, racism, and harassment regularly, but there was a system in place with which to have it reported and dealt with. Banning didn't usually result in the same person immediately making a new…

Probably end up with exceptions for religious beliefs, or for farmers who think that the vaccinations will give their chickens autism.