Jesus christ, bitches! Tell me how you really feel. 100 comments about how she's dead inside, the personification of beige, the embodiment of "meh". I for one am happy to see someone with my mousy coloring on the cover of a magazine.

I'm sure Kristen Stewart is happy about this. She never seemed to like the fame.

yeah, I have never boiled my cup. I wash it with soap and water and I've never had issues with it. And the image of sticking a bag of dicks in an autoclave will haunt me.

my sentiments exactly, EB

and she still manages to look adorable.

wut. My chickens have never purred.

The clever little weasels are taking advantage of the new authors.

Agreed. Also why I'm never getting out of the greys. These posts are god awful.

wut. How does that have anything to do with their clothes?

Yessss. I disliked PP&Zombies. It was a fun idea, but his parts of the book were so joltingly terrible. He should've let someone more competent mess around with a literary classic

Holly leaves are sharp as hell. Underneath his bored expression, he is hurting. That brings me joy. Merry Christmas!

Snatch is like... the most violent way to describe a vagina. Snatch. I imagine the vagina clamping like a bear trap over an unsuspecting penis.

Don't you know that women that age are bitter and broken.

Dude is kidding himself if he thinks 5'10" and 260 is normal body size. But no fatties, amiright? Just a hot, food deprived homeless girl to be his live in sex toy.

Holy hell. That he's being "investigated" and was not immediately fired must be so frustrating for those women. Ahhhhhhh.

She didn't, but the staff who assigned it to her might. Jez is losing it, imo.

But, why do we need the article in the first place?

Me first. Seniority.

But Zayn looks like he bathed in a tub of hair gel.

Zayn and Louis both look like 80s movie villians.