Every year he becomes 12% more Brad Pitt.

He looks like a literal baby in a suit to me and this makes me feel old.

This is really sweet. You're the antidote, Rebecca. Thank you for that.

I am constantly traumatized my Mark's posts. There are things about the world I'd rather not know.

I just realized that you are the tabloid component of Jezebel. Come one and all. See the bat boy. Stay for the Jessica Lange singing Bowie.

I'd be ok with this.

Don't ice cream and drive, kids.

that sounds awesome! Good use of a credit.

brb going to buy the audio book!

I saw him in the one man Macbeth. He is a fucking perfect human being.

I agree with this whole-heartedly. She looks like she's genuinely having a good time. And she loves her body, as she should.

Fuck Spoiler Alert. My eyes just glaze over it. Or, I have no self-control.

Goddamit. Your comment is a spoiler, too, by the way.

Ha! Britt. They're both awesome. Loved flight of the conchords so much.

Hello, Jemaine Clement. It's working.

I feel like people in the future are going to use this outfit to make fun of us.

Mmmm. $150 of stale bread.

This. The lack of subtlety in the movie enraged me.

I actually hated that their house was shabby, because it was so insultingly dumbed down and Hollywood Obvious. They had servants. Their house wouldn't have been that shabby. Jennifer Ehle Version 4 Lyfe.

I watched Khloe and Kourtney Take The Hamptons last night. I don't know what compelled me. I'm past the point of shame. But Kourtney needs to leave Scott for serious. Their relationship is not ok.