For anyone who didn't immediately google the dress: it's the Orla Kiely Dancing Girl Tea Dress from the 2012 collection. So pretty.

Dawson Leery's older brother?

That is some Kardashian-level shading going on.

I want to know her secrets (aka the name of her plastic surgeon).

My friend is quite overweight and has so many horror stories. She's had a quite few experiences where doctors have told her - without reviewing her blood work - that her bp is high. It is actually really good. I've had one irritating experience where a doctor smugly called me fat, though my BMI and body fat % were…

That sounds amazing!

Oh good! It posted! I think I'm going to save up for that beast of a ring. My own engagement ring was an aluminum band that we picked up for a few dollars at an open market, so perhaps I'm biased.

Hers looks a bit more vintage than the rest, so I approve. But I like my rings colorful: http://www.emilyamey.com/collections/ri…

Ok, I'm new at this. I'll try again.

Also rejected: "2nd", "3rd", or "5th". Why not Secundus, Tertius, or Quintus. At least the parents can claim it's vintage.

Those are some truly ugly engagement rings. I am not a fan of the current giant-ass ring trend.

They sell Moving Comfort bras with band and cup sizes at Dick's Sporting Goods. I'm not sure if Dick's is a national chain or just in the Northeast, but I appreciate Moving Comfort bras.

Doug Barry conspiracy theories!

I knew I recognized that blogger.

You'd think the number of Doug Barry dislike comments would prompt Jezebel to hire a new writer.