Milk chocolate is the best if you are under 25 and have a juvenile palette. When you grow up dark wins in a landslide (electoral and popular vote).

Sumif

Somewhere between grabbing a handful of chocolate and dropping it into the bowl it’s disappearing!

I’m calling bullshit. “more than 130 hours”

Also... If you regularly drive 20 miles (round trip) to work each day and on a particular day you go to a client’s site which is 30 miles (also round trip) you can only deduct 10 miles.

I think I’m going to need some bigger pants.

Isn’t the Pip Boy is supposed to be 1950’s technology? It’s supposed to be chunky, cumbersome, ugly and inefficient.

I’ve edited your article:

They’re non-transferable.

When the CEO of the company sends you a letter apologizing for duping you about your diesel engine.

“You probably won’t use a Dremel all that often”

“You probably won’t use a Dremel all that often”

It’s a story about R2D2 more than any other character.

My son was born a few days before Phantom Menace opened. Being the good husband and father I did not go see it right away. I got to hear about how horrific the film was. With my expectations in the gutter I made myself go see it. I actually enjoyed it. What a great gift my son gave me. (I’m not crazy, it’s not a good…

I bet my daughter & I actually lose weight from loss of blood from these beasts. My wife & son? Nothing. Not a bite on them.

This was the secret ingredient in the fake drink “Screaming Viking” on Cheers.

We still haven’t gone Metric! Three gills of your finest lager barkeep.

Talk to me in 10 years. Our 14 (girl) and 16 (boy) year olds are complete zombies at 6:30am but just like yours 10 years ago. Good luck!

Useless product. It’s cruel to not put a wine bottle out of its misery once opened.

Useless product. It’s cruel to not put a wine bottle out of its misery once opened.

Just bought it, and setup the few key apps and love it. Perfect.

Roomba’s are excellent. However, after we got large dog who thinks it’s his duty to deposit hair around the house by the bushel the Roomba was overwhelmed. I don’t blame the Roomba at all. Just something to keep in mind.

Roomba’s are excellent. However, after we got large dog who thinks it’s his duty to deposit hair around the house by…