A person with the right to bear arms is called a citizen. Otherwise they are called peasants.

The USA should consider Canadian bacon an act of war!

The USA should consider Canadian bacon an act of war!

So there’s no reason to encourage infants to sit-up? Crawling? No way too difficult. Walking? Ha! Don’t be ridiculous.

Small Cooler. Fill it to rim with ice. Fill it half way or so with water. Throw in a couple of hand towels. Slosh them around a bit. Wring out one of then ad wrap it around your neck. Swap towels every few minutes.

Those who shoot vertical videos should be banned from their phones for 1 day per second of vertical video they shoot. Or the death penalty.

80% of the time the “handful of idiots” have NY or PA plates.

I consider the NJTP to be the professionals road and the GSP to be for the amateurs.

The most factually correct post in the history of the Internet.

Get with the program people. Being a good parent is an unfair advantage to the other children who have bad parents.

Wine in my house lasts 30-40 minutes.

Good one. We user a tarp but Tyvek is lighter and less bulky. Thanks.

Dry ice in a cooler. Will freeze everything in the cooler and no melt water.

Just do these two things!

[Standing Ovation]

If you spend your life seeking out offenses against you you’ll succeed every time.

Athlete’s Foot anyone?

Here’s a tip. Whoever decided that infographics need to be extra tall and skinny needs to re-evaluate that immediately.

$1/drink for bartenders makes no sense. For beers I give a $1 for the first beer and another $1 for a round of 3 or 4 beers. Same for wine and shots. Mixed drinks $2 or $3 per drink depending on complexity.

I’m self employed (IT services) and had a potential new customer referred to me from a current customer. They wanted to meet with me before they agreed to use me. Kind of like an interview. After a brief meeting they asked me questions regarding various server configurations. Oddly very specific. They then asked me of…

We had an Roomba and loved it. Then we got a dog who apparently thinks we want his hair covering every square inch of our house. The Roomba became useless.

We had an Roomba and loved it. Then we got a dog who apparently thinks we want his hair covering every square inch…