Little known fact: The lead designer of that sculpture was none other than Dock Ellis.

Perhaps pre-schoolers aren't partial to purple pandas due to perplexing preconceived portents of potential problems?

Antonio Cromartie also had his ring finger dislocated during an argument with one of his children's mothers. All 10 of his fingers, however, are fine.

Currently, Jerry Sandusky is telling the 16-year-old to get away, feeling the 1-year-old is a better fit for him.