Leave it to a Pagan to have no respect for hallowed ground.

"Great job! What a hit!"

"25 porno movies were found"

"and will run the pool into the ground along with the rest of his asshole cronies."

"That was just me venting."

Whoops.

I always feel like the Twiliters version just feels more like you expect the song to; Raw, energetic, lively. It just has that bite behind it.

One more before work:

Every day when you do this, you force me to go back through all of my records, my father's records and one of my uncle's records as well. It makes for good times.

Just feels like this kind of a night.

Why the hell not DUAN?

Go with a chuck eye steak. It's pretty much the same cut, just one rib over. It has the added benefit of being half the price.

Little did Simpson know that while he was playing tea party with the neighbor's daughter, she was playing a game of case the joint.

Mario Ballsonthetelly

Pavel Nutsack

Generally, I try and do some background research before making drug related purchases. You know, I want to make sure I'm working through a reputable dealer and that I'm getting quality product.

Free watersports? I'm in.

I like it. Reminds me of the following.

Can't forget the Velvet Underground

I've never actually heard that one before. I like it a lot. I just have only ever heard Indian Giver. It's one of my mom's 45's and I used to play it constantly when I was a kid.