I dunno, it reminds me too much of the Presidential debates. Smoke being blown from two sides of a stage.

Can’t anyone just be wrong anymore? Do they also have to be a “fucking idiot”?

And your kids are probably better for it. Water cooler conversations be damned! Tell your coworker about the latest adventure of Captain Underpants.

I largely stopped watching tv after having kids. It hasn’t made me thin or smarter. It has made clueless during watercooler conversations. Basically, stop watching tv if you want to be your dad.

The horrific medieval torture deaths being carried out by ISIL/ISIS/DAISH should be on this list.

I think it was this guy who’s responsible.

IT guy here, we don’t give a shit. Promise. We prefer to not have to archive your emails or monitor you. I would much rather spend my day arguing in the Kinja comments...so dont piss off your boss. Thanks!

I avoid this by “camping” in a nice hotel. The worst thing that happens is that the cable doesn’t work, or the ice machine breaks.

Your title is beneath you, or at least it should be.

Ever built *anything* of note?

Just so we’re all on the same page here, there’s no such thing as “artificial gravity”. Spinning works because gravitation and inertial mass are identical, in accordance with Einstein’s “Equivalence Principle”. That’s why gravity (space warped by the mass of the earth, for instance) and acceleration (simple dynamic…

I hope this isn’t the end of Iwan Rheon as an actor. He pulled off Ramsay like a championship bastard.

If you ever plan on doing any work yourself, even minor stuff like trim, be prepared for corners that are not 90 degrees and walls that are no longer flat.

Stop watching. It’s liberating. The game time is mostly filled with inaction and penalties anyway.

My wonder at this point is if we will get through a single NFL game this year without a stupid, contrived mini-controversy to keep everyone consistently talking about the fucking NFL. Trying to enjoy this league is such a chore.

You know the moon? Yeah, we never landed on it. Totally faked. In fact there is no moon etc...
The “they done went and faked the moon landing” has always been a favorite of mine due to a neighbor being absolutely adamant that the entire space program was a giant con on a global scale.

Sadly I’d long since lost touch…

1. Bugs Bunny

Never even crossed my mind to check if I could change the font. Just don’t care that much. Figured others didn’t either. It’s fucking email.

I always tell car salesmen that I’m thinking about buying a cheaper car than I really want just to have that price point dangling over the conversation.

I used his techniques to ask him to lower the price of his iPhone app... he didn’t budge. His techniques didn’t work, so what’s the purpose of buying them?