More importantly, how come Swiss steak doesn’t have any holes?

Water people, oh, just wait until you get to the poop people.

Hey mate we’re having a general discussion about cheese holes not the summary of a saturday night at your place

Actually, they built 2 atolls. The 1st one got sink by a storm. That’s why the got over budget.

Next mystery of the universe; why does apple juice in a hospital taste so good? Apple juice served anywhere else is so bland but that little plastic cup of apple juice they serve with meals in hospitals so just wonderful; fresh, sweet (but not too sweet) and refreshing. I always remind myself to buy apple juice when I…

Come here and sign the official petition to put Stannis on the Iron Throne simply because he has excellent grammar! Hearing him mutter ‘fewer’ was an episode highlight for me.

First, the HR lady gave me bad directions. Second, she looks at my resume and says, “Oh my, we have an opening for a junior person and I can see from your resume that you are qualified for a senior position”. They did have a senior position that was opening up in a few weeks though, apparently one of their admins was…

If he skates through him with a shoulder then I wouldn’t have an issue.

The Seahawks won a Super Bowl by employing the exact same strategy.

Well, some of my friends were and the blimp stalled right over us. It was quite worrisome.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

It’s called pulling an Obama.

401k plans are universally terrible because the mutual funds available in them have unbelievably high fees that eat all the returns. Buy some low-fee ETFs and you will actually get some returns instead of handing them over to the incompetent fund managers.

Well, practical experience (my ex-employer's 401K) has shown that positive returns aren't to be had. Thankfully, I got the option to pull it out and just stick it in a retirement savings account that at least gets me a couple of percent every year.

You're forgetting what works for the vast majority of the wealthy:

It's no coincidence that the Red Wings are spearheading this movement, seeing as how Jimmy Howard is having one of the worst seasons against the shootout as a goalie has ever had. He has stopped 9 of the 24 shots he's faced this year and the Wings are 3-9 in the shootout. Honestly he'd have given up more goals, but…

Pictured: the only current Buffalo Sabre who is likely to be in the NHL five years from now.

Years ago I had a senior coworker give me this advice: never care more about the company than the company cares about you. It took me a while to realize it, but that advice was priceless.

Extraordinarily good advice. I'm always baffled about (and a little sad for) people who mistake their office life for the real thing, and their colleagues for friends. Now, some colleagues can become friends, of course, but in my experience that's rare, and even more rare for the friendship to continue to prosper…