"I have full confidence in my teammates to execute that play because we had run it so many times."

Should have let those white kids go first.

I'm not surprised, everyone knows Asian women can't drive

Did that kid have down syndrome or does everyone from the south look like that? Asking for myself.

defroster kinda sucks dick when it's 1/4" of ice

AAHHH NO! WD40 gums up locking mechanisms and chews the hell out of tumblers. We just had to replace three locks at work because of WD40. The locksmith who did the work threatened to never come back if we did it again. Lock graphite is the way to go, or proper lock-de-icer.

Go drift. Winter sucks and snow does too, but its going to be there so might as well enjoy it.

Plug your block heater into a timer. Set it for about a three-four hour window prior to your departure. Your car will be fine sitting in the cold through the night. Mine comes on at 5:00 am and the truck starts beautifully at 8:15 when I leave. It shuts off automatically at 8:30.

BUY YOUR WIFE A PAIR OF WARM BOOTS SO SHE CAN GO START YOUR CAR IN THE MORNING

Clear all the shit out of your garage and park your car in it. It will be warmer in the morning and you don't have to clear off the snow

Now I'm not talking about getting sets of snow tires, or packing a warm blanket in the trunk (as good as those things are). We want to know about your cool, secret tricks to help you and your ride get through the winter.

How classless. Seriously - think what you want about whether or not Beck was your favourite artist this year, he won the fucking award. No one fucking cares about what you think, Kanye. You just turned someone else's personal achievement into your moment - AGAIN.

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"But the contrary-insight-through-statistics rubric has become a genre, and this genre has sprung an entire fleet of websites—oh, look, including this one—dedicated to complexity for its own sake, and all of this is very far removed from sports as they're played." Actually, Deadspin appears to be dedicated to being…

Taking air out of your tires will give you a wider contact patch which can sometimes help, but more often than not you actually want skinny tires for snow.

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Nope. Just sit in a cubicle, occasionally muttering buzzwords like "optimize", and Google will give you untold sums.

I like to use a square cake pan as a form to shape the meatloaf. After I've squashed the meatloaf into the pan, I flip the pan over onto a cookie sheet covered with parchment and drop the meatloaf onto the parchment. I like my meatloaf cooked all the way through so I only make 2 pounds at a time and I keep the…

The primary piece of advice needed to be said here though is this: you cannot break the laws of physics, no matter what Dr. Bose or the kid at Best Buy will tell you. No amount of sub-woofer trickery, magic computer modeling, and "innovative materials" will get little tiny cubes to sound like real music or movies…