Thank god you provided the answers.

Romans? Byzantines!? If Jesus was from over there then how come he's got a Mexican name? Explain THAT science!

I subscribe to Bill Watterson's theory: "The surest sign there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that it hasn't tried to contact us."

"I have full confidence in my teammates to execute that play because we had run it so many times."

Should have let those white kids go first.

I'm not surprised, everyone knows Asian women can't drive

Did that kid have down syndrome or does everyone from the south look like that? Asking for myself.

THAT ought to keep the Wildlings out.

defroster kinda sucks dick when it's 1/4" of ice

AAHHH NO! WD40 gums up locking mechanisms and chews the hell out of tumblers. We just had to replace three locks at work because of WD40. The locksmith who did the work threatened to never come back if we did it again. Lock graphite is the way to go, or proper lock-de-icer.

Go drift. Winter sucks and snow does too, but its going to be there so might as well enjoy it.

Plug your block heater into a timer. Set it for about a three-four hour window prior to your departure. Your car will be fine sitting in the cold through the night. Mine comes on at 5:00 am and the truck starts beautifully at 8:15 when I leave. It shuts off automatically at 8:30.

BUY YOUR WIFE A PAIR OF WARM BOOTS SO SHE CAN GO START YOUR CAR IN THE MORNING

Clear all the shit out of your garage and park your car in it. It will be warmer in the morning and you don't have to clear off the snow

Now I'm not talking about getting sets of snow tires, or packing a warm blanket in the trunk (as good as those things are). We want to know about your cool, secret tricks to help you and your ride get through the winter.

How about a phone with a browser as fast as even the shittiest desktop browser? Show me a phone that renders web content as fast as a desktop browser and I'll dump my iPhone in the garbage today. I'll quit developing native apps and work exclusively in standards-compliant html5-ish.

This must be a relief for the people who sit next to you, who had to endure <tap . . . tap . . . tap tap tap taptaptaptaptapTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP> GOD DAMMIT FUCK! every time your Chrome crashed under the load of four hundred burly tabs.

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