This summer, my kid played in a baseball game and there was a kid on the other team who could do a very accurate Spongebob laugh. I'm really glad I didn't have to give that kid a ride home.

Overall, those online speed tests do a great job testing your basic setup. Just be aware that the tests run for a short time and speeds may vary for longer transactions.

The best part was when it tapped the bad guy on the shoulder right before it blew him up.

Number 8 is key, take advantage of every educational benefit your employer offers, take classes, learn new technologies.

It looks like you can shine your shoes with it. Can you?

I would just like to point out that the cable guys (Comcast) do a lot better than any doctor's office around here. Have you tried to find out how late the doctor's appointments are running?

There also needs to be a place high up on the dash where you can safely and securely mount your phone or GPS.

It's like the Japanese using Hawaiian radio stations to find Pearl Harbor. It probably didn't happen but here we are, 70 years later and we're still pissed off about it.

The nano is great for the gym. The one I have (4th generation?) only has a on-off switch on it, you use the switches on the earbuds for volume control and switching playlists. I've never had it out in the rain but I've used it at a gym three or four times a week for a year and a half.

OMG, Buffy and Muffy cover the news now?

Troubled by porn filters at work? Translate a couple of your favorite porn words into German and surf for German porn.

I dropped Netflix streaming and went back to the 1 dvd at a time plan. I'll use Comcast On-Demand most of the time and use Netflix for (mostly) older movies that Comcast doesn't carry.

Grow up. Why should everyone else pay for your excessive and sloppy internet usage?

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I stand corrected. Everyone knows that "looters" from all nations and cities wear Alex Burrows jerseys. We wouldn't want to imply that a Canadian would ever start a riot over a hockey game. That's never happened before, eh?

tats, check. smarmy little hat, check. jam jars, check. I have to have a pair of these speakers.

The other side of the coin is that Canadians are loathe to admit that they feel a strong need to set cars on fire after they lose hockey games.

Oh yeah, Alex Burrows jersey are worn by terrorists everywhere.

Now you know what happens to those little girls on "Toddlers & Tiaras" when they grow up.

I think it looks like a little surprised mining robot.