I disagree with one of their key points. In my mind Jon Stewart and Denis Leary are joined together forever in one of those touchstone moments in TV history. Vanilla Ice going nuts with a baseball bat on an MTV set is right up there with the Jackass boys sitting around with nothing but cups on, smacking each in…

You think Santa knows that Grumpy has fallen off the wagon again?

The real problem is that they are playing after Thanksgiving. All football everywhere should end on Thanksgiving day and ESPN should be forbidden from talking about football from December 1st through the end of the Stanley Cup playoffs.

and that's why they call him Big Papi...

@bornonbord: No, it's more like asking, "Were you born stupid?" when someone asks a perfectly straight forward question. Four hours is a ridiculous amount of time to sharpen an axe. Maybe Lincoln was having trouble getting his horse started that day and he knew he needed jumper cables or something.

I've gotten the best results by bypassing customer support altogether. I get the email address of the highest ranking person in the company I can find and send them an email. I briefly state my problem and propose a concrete reasonable solution. It's surprising how often this approach works.

Don Buford isn't a giant dickhead, that's the difference.

I think the big news of the night is that Matthew Barnaby doesn't drool when he talks anymore.

I've never been to a bullfight. Is there a rooting section for the bull?

The goalie's comment; "That frigging thing almost hit me."

That song in Fantasia when the hippos dance.

Danny Carcillo:Whiny little bitch you want to beat the tar out of.

Andy, did you hear about this one?

So, it wasn't really a race thing, it was more of a fat ass issue.

@Kid Canada: He should keep a little sign in his pants, "Ha, ha, I'm getting paid $2500 to sit here and you're paying it."

@shmendo: Odd that you mention NHL players, I heard that the Canadians were bringing this guy over to coach their team. This guy is an Academy Award winner compared to some of the dives I've seen Habs take.

The Bruins play-by-play, Jack Edwards ended tonight's game with, "and the playoff hopes of the Buffalo Sabers lay with the Edmund Fitzgerald tonight, at the bottom of Gitchigomee." I think it has something to do with a summer camp, but I'm not sure.

@Martin Moreno: or, learn how to drink without hurting yourself.

XM Radio. There's always a new channel with new music on XM. Even the oldies stations like Garage Rock play music I've never heard before.