Her parents must be SO proud of her tenacity, her work ethic...

@Kid Canada: I had the same problem until I stopped smoking joints with my morning coffee. I'm not so sure I'm any better off now, though. I just remember sports scores longer.

@davidr521: Prove it. How can a new password possibly be better than a good password?

My son's PeeWee team's power play is just as weak. I told the coach he should look into turning down power plays.

@Lord_Data: There's two phases in backpacking. First, you have figure out how to remember everything. Later, you start to figure out that you really don't need all that crap.

@Curare: Just do it, it gets your name out there. The more people who know your name, the easier it is to find a new job.

Am I the only dolt who hadn't figured this out? Counting Teabaggers?

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I'm pretty sure that laughing at this kid is illegal in Massachusetts.

Following these instructions, I end up with a bootable install disk on my USB stick, not a desktop that I can run commands on. Looking over Unetbootin's information, it seems like that's what's Unetbootin is supposed to do (create a install disk on your USB drive). I'm guessing that I'm missing something basic,…

If he drops the hoop to nine feet, he might have something.

@AtomFury: I had one of these:

I'm a systems engineer. The best course I ever took was a pass fail course I took in stage design. The teacher really challenged us to think about how to solve problems. Not just solving problems but how to solve problems.

I bet she smells like Coppertone. How can we find out?

The official Winter Olympic site used Silverlight. The last time I was aware I was using Silverlight was the Olympics before that. It works, I don't see what the big deal is.

Howard Stern journalism comes to Deadspin. Say something stupid about a subject you know nothing about to start a controversy.

There's fuckin' room to move as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years. King. God.

I'm guessing it was a case of She said, BF said, "He raped you!"

No one said anything about the kid carrying the Michael Jackson picture?