Might as well go watch Jeff Ensign's video. Pretty much the same thing.

Probably because of the godawful comments on the Gawker sites, and this story needs a forum where people can read positive comments about the story instead of complaints that the world is ending because "the girl I think is cute isn't really a girl plzzzz".

"I don't date women, I date vaginas, and if the individual I am currently interested in doesn't have a leaking wet hole for me to stick my dick in, they should be imprisoned."

I found that phrase fascinating as well.

Run. Far away. And when you get tired, keep going.

Yiff. In. Hell.

Pretty much anyone asking how my day was is gone. Period.

It's just that I'm always really self-conscious about them, and I try to keep them really neat and clean, but I still catch people looking and end up balling up my fists the rest of the evening.

I feel legitimately sorry for that last guy.

Ugh, I used to be on a dating website before I came to terms with my sexuality, and some of the messages I got were insane, like this girl practically extorting information about where I live in her first message.

"I was vacuuming and thought of you; wish you were here."

:(

People respect the things that they want to become. It's hard to tell someone to respect something that they can't empathize with.

I think part of this would be to kill porn. People want to support it, and there's nothing wrong with it on paper, but when you show it to 8-12 year old boys who absorb the message that women are objects to be manhandled and dominated by men that porn oozes like an open sore, you're giving them a real bad idea of what…

TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!!

I wouldn't exactly say that it's because of the whole assumption that women just want a man, but it's the fact that many men think that if a woman shows the slightest interest in them, it's go time. I hear about this all the time where a woman does something nice for a guy or just acts like a decent human being to…

Ugh, do you think that every time there's a murder in Detroit I come out screaming "We're not really like that!!!"?

I really feel sorry for this generation of men who live in pigsties, can't buy clothes or food, and can't cook a lasagna to save their life. But at least they got their games where dudes smash their skulls until they're brain dead and kill their families AMIRITE?

RT @turnipmichael: I'm not racist, homophobic or sexist but all these islamic lesbians need to get out of our country immediately

RT @MrDanielTinson: I'm not being racist or sexist but anything other than a white male would destroy everything the doctor has ever done.