i occasionally pull up this clip to watch/listen to just because of how awesome the prince solo was. never gets old.

i came hoping to see a reference to diehard 3 where zeus has his “OH SHIT, IS THIS GOLD?!” moment after finding a gold bar.

and this is why not all birds rule. only the strong survive.

it’s on pizza. i’ll allow it.

in 1986 i was 9 years old, pretending to play ‘war’ with my neighborhood friends and drooling over military books about warplanes.

she must have really good cardio.

i had this same thought when i first watched the vid on gizmodo.

i have ideas. someone please throw money at me so i can make them into full-length features.

their lead singer is like that girl from once upon the time but missing a ghostbusters proton pack. pretty catchy.

i never liked this song. sorry.

balki bulking up on bibi bobkas.

they may have giant shoulder pads, but how are they going to hold their giant guns and reach for their copious belt pouches with no hands?

bird’s shit on your car. it ruins your car paint. it’s a pain in the ass to wash off unless done immediately. it’s runny, lumpy and seedy all at once.

yes! why do they love it there?!

i enjoy watching conan the barbarian slay giant snakes.

marketing synergy with brawny paper towels. look how absorbent it is, handling that pool of blood and guts!

really excellent game. as a c’s fan i wasn’t even that mad they lost (well, maybe irked).

“No sooner had the door hit Papa John’s on the ass than Pizza Hut slid in, thanks to its greasy pan crust, as the new “official pizza of the NFL,” the league announced today.”

maybe his f-up’s are getting relatively less disastrous each time so we can finally see a clean and honest jon jones by 2022 (i’m building in a few more years of screw ups).

i blame john mayer.