That was already covered: "true patriot"

Hey, I think Nessler deserved to get dinged for this. Nothing makes someone sound more aloof or disinterested than when he can't even say another person's name correctly, especially if the goal is to honor the other person.

I prefer calling mountain-lioned getting "Marstoned".

I could use CoD to cope if it had me getting stuck with shit-burning details, the anger I had when stuck with cheese and veggie omelets and the massive amounts of porn I watched during down time.

don't judge my alcoholism

Are you an anonymous player because you've forgotten your own name due to having suffered a significant number of un-diagnosed concussions during your playing career?

Not the first time Muhammad has been cited when two jets hit.

"Running over bike riders is in no way justifiable" - I respectfully disagree.

Macho Man and the beautiful Stephanie McMahon, truly a match made in heaven.

Seriously guys, this is a pretty common occurrence. I mean, 'Former Bear Reveals Secrets' was the keynote speech at the Pray Yourself Straight conference I was at on Saturday.

Good. Now if only Madden and Fifa would do the same, maybe the games will show some real changes after a break and some thinking. Lord knows the people working on them need a break.

deadspin has gotta take a look at hiring you. best internet comment i've read in a long, long while

I hope Dead Elephant Tuesdays does not become a thing, Tom.

If guns are meant to keep the government honest, I don't think it's working.

Do you get paid by the stupid comment?

This whole "nepotism" angle is so old and lame and anyway it's been thoroughly debunked as irrelevant to the contemporary entertainment and media scene (see Sept. 5 episode of the Luke Russert Show).

Third string jersey nicknames include "THAT WHITE GUY" and "THAT OTHER WHITE GUY"

At long last, the marketing brilliance of Vince McMahon has been recognized