Did you just call the Rockstar devs lazy?

Have you even played the game yet? This game could be impregnating my mother before never calling her again and I'd still say it deserved a 10/10. This game is so incredibly fun, has a rich storyline, beautiful graphics... what more could you possibly want out of a video game?

Personal Foul: removing helmet while still in the field of play.

I thought it looked that way on the replay but the GIF makes it more apparent, it was big Ben's own arm that popped that ball out on the pump fake 5 yards down field. Someone is really trying to cozy up to Sanchez.

What you guys don't know is that it's a graduating scale, with additional perks for vets in their 5th year, 6th year, and so on until you hit your 10th year and you get to fuck a drunk chick in a bar bathroom.

The difference between baseball and football is in baseball, it really, truly, would be a fluke happening. Of all the directions a line drive could take, it goes straight for the pitcher.

If you were a marginally talented, average looking white girl of uninspiring origins would you not fantasize about being critically lauded and richly compensated for your entitled solipsistic droning? Lena Dunham is their Joan of Arc.

Wow at Jezebel deleting my comment about how it is only ONE episode and how Lena Dunham does not deserve all this praise, sigh Jezebel white feminists.

She's just... a bad, vapid writer who deals in tropes that are recognizable to the New York white twentysomething woman with a Master's.

This story seems pretty bogus to me, Barry.

"I DON'T LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT NEGATIVE THINGS! I LIKE FOOTBALL! I DON'T LIKE CHANGES!"

How long before his forehead wrinkles mutate and gain sentience?

I think that Jenny McCarthy should henceforth always be referred to as "the former Playboy bunny who doesn't believe in science."

Yes but I'm not political about it. Derp.

Because the confused elderly and racists like to have pretty blonde people explain things to them.

If this happens, Katie will have to wonder where she went wrong because she will have the exact same job as the former Playboy bunny who doesn't believe in science.

nope wrong no such thing as a "fake geek" just varying levels of interest or knowledge please ok

I MUST KNOW IF THESE PEOPLE FIT MY NARROW DEFINITIONS OF IDENTITY. IT IS VITAL TO GIVE THEM THE APPROPRIATE LABEL. COME FORTH, AND BE JUDGED, AND SHAAAAAMED

Then why, coming out of every break, did they have a chest level close up of a Cowboys cheer-