Andrew Ryan's not usually one for defending golf clubs.

Women aren't taboo; tiresome hypersexualization of women is.

The desert is just like the beach.

Executive 1: How can we make Bieber money....
Executive 2: Well I guess if we had two of them, little girls would like it better because it would make their 'ginies tingle twice as hard...
Executive 1: No... NO... that wont do... someone will just get THREE of them together... I think what we have to do it get 5 of them…

Your continued insinuation that Kaepernick is effeminate, aka homosexual, aka not a "real man", as a feeble attempt to elicit internet high-fives from fellow homophobic troglodytes, is lame. And silly, sad, and pathetic.

"Many Bothans died to bring us this information."

You gotta give heads up when you're going to write shit like that. I nearly pissed my pants at my desk. As it was, a few drops squeezed out on my dash to the restroom.

Some people at my work may be wondering what all the cackling coming from the restroom is.

whether you call it murder or not, why the hell kill an animal if you're not going to eat it? to prove how big your dick is?

Confucius say: Game without ball is no game; but still a million times better than fucking Nascar.

Al Michaels' Spanish is getting really good.

Looks like Jacoby Jones is the Pat Tillman of football.

They're going to put out all the lights, use one of those sheets with a strategic hole in it, take no more then five minutes and pray the whole time.

Pictured: Mrs. Hall in ten years. Her boys still love her very much and she still protects them from women.

I pray for them, too. I pray they have the good sense to run in the other direction.

I see this statement everywhere but the game only sold 200,000 copies at $20 so I don't really believe most people have played it.

We probably shouldn't be that surprised that the one in the middle is awfully loud and nonsensical.

Oh no, I'm right there with you. Personally I think her performance was GREAT for young women to see: "See? This is what happens when you try too hard."

And be completely still BigBen stalks by movement

I assume this product makes the wearer walk like they're riding a very small invisible goat, thereby allowing us to identify them at a distance of at least 5 lap dances away.

I love Hogan, he's such a c*nt.

LOL, Hogan is an idiot. Andre passed in 1993. Not sure if Hogan was trolling or not.....