Dry humping Cousins really isn't that unusual in Tennessee.

In terms of former Browns, this is easily the most incoherent thing said since Sammy Sosa last spoke.

Reports of the Devils relocating to Atlanta were marred by a confusing, contractually-binding fiddle contest.

Oh good. I was hoping you could jump to the "different opinions than mine=misogynist" bullshit that everyone who can't comprehend why the fans don't love skyler inevitably pushes to once their arguments run out.

She is the voice of reason, but when she scolds or punishes Walt she is also doing the same to the audience. That's because they are invested in his story arc. Let's face it, Walter's story is the draw and provides a lot of escapism from the everyday.

Lower-case letter still retaining caps style, mixed with complicated red design and company acronym in old English-style font?

Things are looking up for Cleveland ever since Ariel Castro showed everyone about how to institute a perfect run defense.

No, I think the Niners sucking for most of the game cost them the super bowl.

Does it come complete with a blackout feature that rejuvenates the 49ers, mid-game?

Shut the fuck up impotent internet tough guy with hero fantasies who probably pisses himself every time he sees a black person.

"Lombardy" Trophy?

The combine can't measure things like heart.

Did someone mention dressage hats????

Never have I wanted a subway train to come along more badly...

"That includes:

Idk, I get abortions way more often than I fill my tank. Get a Prius!*

Controversially, the infamous "Roger Goodell" celebration, during which a player exchanges a firm handshake with a teammate while defecating on a retired player's brain, will remain unpenalized by the league.

IT'S CUTE WHEN WHITE PEOPLE ARE INVOLVED. IT'S SCARY WHEN IT'S ALL BLACK PEOPLE.

I'm a big supporter of the 'if you don't want them to celebrate, don't let them score' school of thought.

The fact that you posted three times makes me wonder how many concussions you've suffered.