It gets him back because the CEO is "a late 50s ex army guy" so there is a 100% chance that he is a homophobe. Judging by the guys need to assert his hetero status by hanging pics of women everywhere, I'd be he's overcompensating for some "confusing" feelings.

This. 1000x this. Especially when the dumbbell racks have multiple levels so the dude doing curls 6 inches from the racks is blocking SO MANY DUMBBELLS.

So you'd rather block everyone else from getting to the weights in the rack? Dick move, that.

Old dudes at the gym, man. SMDH.

Yeah seriously. TL;DR. Ask him nicely to move.

The "douchebag" doesn't fall far from the tree.

Jesus Christ dude it's not Hemingway it's a guy writing about sports.

All the overdubbing makes it look like a Tommy Wiseau production.

I'd rather take classes from professor Peter Weller.

I bet you buy your salsa from New York City, too.

The Price is Right

Christ, I know what you mean. Yesterday, at a tech security convention, I sat next to a smelly, unshaven dude with a greasy ponytail. I'm like, come on dude.

I don't know, man. Among 8 characters, I'm only seeing one actually drawn foot not obscured or blocked by anything. Also, Superman and Green Lantern seem to have 90s "undercut" hair and Wonder Woman is diving into battle face down ass up. It's looking pretty Liefeld despite the lack of gear pouches.

Loving the Rob Liefeld posing of Teela so you can see both ass cheeks AND both breasts.

Vidalia Chop Wizard all damn day

He's come a long way from being a scumbag in the pocket of boxing promoters, I'll tell ya.

God damn. +1000

Trevor even looks angry and deranged while scuba diving. Excellent.

Just go the same route GTA goes with its cars and use satirical names.

Flight was an awesome movie and they actually used a different beer and liquor brand every time they showed the character drinking so as not to harm the "good name' of any one manufacturer.