I'd recognize that batwing and gross blob tattoo anywhere! ;)

I love that definition. I need to have a needlepoint of that framed for my wall.

:D or maybe a yarmulke

Sorry, maybe I should have said innocuous. "Empowering" maybe have been too strong. The point is I doubt a female trainer naming her workout "tough titsday" persecuted or dis-empowered the OP in any way.

And I can absolutely hear exactly how these conversations with friends, coworkers, garbage men and complete strangers went. Here's a hint: she was incredibly annoying and her argument always ended with, "don't you agree?"

Re-read the article, though...the name WAS created by a woman and it really should have been funny and empowering (and that was the creator's explanation for it) and this person STILL was offended by it. Unbelievable.

The narcissism is strong with this one.

Sure, more power to them for being willing participants in hicksploitation. I can't wait to hear what's become of these people in a few years when the spotlight is gone and the TV crews have moved on to the next sideshow.

You have something with the "easier to play in school" thing but there's another factor. If ease to play in school was the only criteria, soccer should be huge in the U.S.

Dear Katie (you ridiculous old tryhard),

They're lucky Tiger is such a cornball brother, or those snitches would end up with stitches, or possibly in ditches.

Ahh the old rawhide bone excuse. Buy your dog a rawhide and jack it all over the house with impunity.

Murdering dogs who underperform = cultural difference

I'd agree and throw actors in there for good measure.

That Tumblr linked in this article is really stupid. Gee, sorry Kaylee, Charlee, Raleigh, Martyn and Paola. Maybe if your parents had given you regular names instead of being precious douchebags, this tragedy could've been avoided.

"Forgiving she has been with every misspelled cup"

Did the artist have a checklist of "awful tattoo" guidelines? Blow outs, mismatched letter size and spacing, ugly outline work, red at the top of the L not filled in all the way, cliche "Sailor Jerry" font. Not to mention the L looks like a vagina.

Lawnmower Man

Ironic you mention Hulk Hogan...old timey wrestlers actually shake hands with each other in the wet fishiest way possible as part of a weird internal protocol.

My 50something lady boss does fist bumps and it pretty much rules